To the editor:
Often I make strange sounding examples in my leftie pal critiques — my leftie pals are crazy and those who believe them are too.
It isn't a medical crazy but a mean selfish problem.
Recently Sweet AOC said white people eat white food because of Neo-colonialism.
Cauliflower was a frequent target of her diatribe.
I eat a lot of it along with broccoli.
It has chemicals good for your eyes for one thing.
I also put Swiss cheese, white, in broccoli soup.
Also I love broccoli cheese soup.
Okay, I'll bring this to a head.
AOC said we can't have cows anymore because they emit methane gas.
Cows also emit basically white milk.
Obviously to apply racist motives to insentient things — a type of anthromorphisizing — is super crazy.
Oops, I mean super mean!
Randy Knapman, Palm Springs